Thursday, March 22, 2012

Official Team C*NT FAQ - *Basement Dweller Edition*

  Molly Holly's #1 Fan!

Official Team C*NT FAQ - *Basement Dweller Edition*

This Q&A is part of our ongoing series to answer frequently asked questions about the investigations into Teen Challenge CULT.

Subject in question is: Basement Dwellers. While these braindead forms of scum are a very small minority, they still unfortunately exist and must be addressed.

The purpose of these sessions is to clear up disinformation put out by the brainwashed cultists, and contribute to their leaders arrest. Current answer count is 5. Updated often. Know the truth.

Q: Why do these things try to defend Nora, knowing all the horrible stuff she's done?
A: The same reason there's loons that defend Chris Benoit, who suffocated his own child to death.

Nutjobs exist in our society.

They are the lowest of the low intelligence, clueless and deranged marks that still believe she is a "sweet innocent pure virgin blonde haired good country girl", a "pageant queen" or whatever bullshit characters she pretended to be 15 years ago. They think her name is "Molly" or "Mona" and don't have any understanding of who she really is, let alone have even met her.

Wrestling TV shows have a brainwashing effect on it's followers to the point where they are unable to separate fantasy from reality after a while. To them, Nora went back home to the farm with her cousins, and the Benoit rampage is just some conspiracy made up by the media to hurt their precious wrestling.

It breeds a deluded mindset that they can do no wrong, and spawns an obsessive behaviour of defending the characters at any cost, as if they represent the real people.

So for them to hear that her name is actually Nora Greenwald, she's a fraudulent cultist, was never a virgin, married her drug dealer, or to realize that Chris Benoit was nothing more than a steroided child murdering psychopath... is entirely impossible for them. How can their wrestling heroes do such things??? Shame on you for criticizing a scam artist and child killer!

Any sane person knows that pro wrestling is not a legitimate sport. It is cheap entertainment. An acted performance and often a bad one, which tends to attract this low class fan base. Not withstanding the normal folks who casually take it for what it is, the core of it's obsessed audience is still rednecks, white trash and people that are genuinely dumb enough to believe what's happening is real. Knowing that, it's not hard to understand why some of these people become the way they are.

A simple search of "wrestling reviews" on YouTube brings up endless pages of the same 400lb unkept greaseballs sitting in dark wood paneled rooms, in front of a stack of DVD's, making hundreds of videos debating who's the best wrestler, and giving "star ratings" to choreographed matches as if anyone was actually fighting or got hurt.

These are Basement Dwellers.

Q: How many Basement Dwellers are there?
A: In terms of Nora, thankfully not many. You can count them on your fingers at this point. She never amounted to much, and the WWE did a fine job humiliating her name before she was fired to begin with. It truly is only a handful of these 400lb 40 year old lonely sacks of welfare shit left lingering around that jerked off to womens wrestling 15 years ago to still remember or care who she is. Usually just slobs believing she's still a virgin like them. As time goes on, they've depleted to nothing, since Nora's old wrinkled crusted ass is entirely unknown to the modern audience today, and the braindead Dwellers from a decade ago have actually begun to give up and accept she lied about it by now. Not to mention the Legend Of The Big Pooper, which has aided in turning off even the loneliest of slobs still holding out hope.

In the broader sense, many new classes of Basement Dwellers follow current wrestling in a large capacity, but we have no dealings with them in regards to Noreen. (Thank fucking Santa Claus.) We feel bad for those having to deal with the Benoit lunatics. You have our deepest sympathies.

Q: Is it possible to get through to Basement Dwellers?
A: Good luck! You have about the same likelihood of cutting through a rock with a pair of scissors. Maybe if you chip away at it for the next 10 years straight.

They'll either learn if they're capable of it, if not, you "turn the other cheek and move on" as the ever wise Minister Clarence Tomison advises.

If they believe in fictitious wrestling characters, and choose to deny the evidence, no amount of arguing with the insane will immediately change their thought process. Leave it up to us and let nature take it's course. Do not waste your energy.

Q: Why do you call them Basement Dwellers exactly?
A: Because they spend most of their life in the basement, stroking their 3inch to WWF Diva's Tropical Pleasures videos on VHS from the year 2000.

A BD is not just a casual fan watching this week for mild amusement, but one who lives their entire life consumed by wrestling, usually stuck in some era from the past, filling their cellar walls with plastic title belts and dolls to never let it go. The only time they leave the house is when the local Flea Market is holding a "Legends Reunion" aka has beens get together.

And see next question...

Q: What does Nora think of the people that defend her?
A: It is actually Nora who coined the term "Basement Dweller". Nora has been overheard at these conventions describing wrestling fans behind their backs as "desperate losers", "bums" and "Basement Dwellers", after taking their $5 for a phony photo-op.

While Nora is a despicable cunt, even we have to give her credit that she isn't as dumb as they are.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Official Team C*NT FAQ - *Big Brother Edition*

Official Team C*NT FAQ - *Big Brother Edition*

This Q&A is part of our ongoing series to answer frequently asked questions about the investigations into Teen Challenge CULT.

Subject in question is: Luke Greenwald, drunk brother of Nora "Molly Holly" Greenwald (WWE). Brother-in-law of Geno "Butt Boy" Benshoof. Loserwald is known for his harassment and threats towards anyone speaking out against them.

The purpose of these sessions is to clear up disinformation put out by the brainwashed cultists, and contribute to their leaders arrest. Current answer count is 5. Updated often. Know the truth.

Q: Why is Luke known as "Loserwald"?
A: He boasts about having bullied the unpopular "losers" in High School, while he himself turned out to be an unemployed bum. Quite ironic.

Q: Is it true that Luke made death threats against members of Team C*NT?
A: Yes, and he specifically threatened to run someone over with his car.

Q: Why didn't you report those threats to the proper authorities?
A: No one took them seriously at the time. They were thought to be just another drunken rant, until his criminal record was discovered...

Q: Does Luke have a criminal record?
A: He sure does, and wouldn't ya know that "reckless drunk driving" is his most notable offense. See- http://www.mncriminals.com/

Q: Do you think that Luke is dangerous?
A: After receiving death threats, what do you think? It is our opinion that he is not only dangerous, but needs psychological help and treatment for being an alcoholic. He is being controlled by his sister. Not rehabbed.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Official Team C*NT FAQ - *Butt Boy Edition*

WWE’s Nora "Molly Holly" Greenwald at the CRACK HOUSE with drug dealer husband Geno Benshoof holding a dimebag of COCAINE!
 
Official Team C*NT FAQ - *Butt Boy Edition*

This Q&A is part of our ongoing series to answer frequently asked questions about the investigations into Teen Challenge CULT.

Subject in question is: Geno "Butt Boy" Benshoof. The webmaster of MNTC websites. Drug dealer husband of Nora "Molly Holly" Greenwald (WWE).

The purpose of these sessions is to clear up disinformation put out by the brainwashed cultists, and contribute to their leaders arrest. Current answer count is 7. Updated often. Know the truth.

Q: Why do you call Geno "Eugene"?
A: For the same reason we call Nora, Noreen.
He uses many aliases to hide anyone from finding his criminal activity.
When you address a child by their full legal name, they feel accountable for their actions.

Q: Why is Geno also known as "Butt Boy"?
A: He got busted robbing a church because he left behind a trail of cigarette butts.

Though others use the name due to stories of him taking it up the ass for drugs.

It fits either way.

Q: Since Geno is a crackhead, how is it possible that he designs their websites?
A: Most website making programs these days are drag and drop with no HTML required. Even a crackhead can do it.

Q: Is Geno a former wrestler?
A: No, he has no ties to pro-wrestling that we know of... unless maybe he wrestled some big black cocks away from his asshole while he was in the slammer.

Q: So how did Noreen and Eugene meet exactly?
A: Geno was recruited by Teen Challenge directly out of jail, apart of their brainwashing program to coerce ex-cons in need of shelter.

It is then believed that they formally met at the "Nigga House" where she was looking to score.

Q: Rusty Rod claims that Geno "sucks nigga dicks for crack". Is this true?
A: Well, Rod said that's what he saw. Only Rod, Geno and some nigga knows.

Q: Why did Nora really marry Geno in such a rush? She says love at first sight.
A: Yeah, sure.

She just so happened to find this instant "love" after 30+ years... on the same week she got exposed. Convenient.

After Clyde Cash's investigation into the virginity fraud, Nora was left in shame and made a desperate attempt to save face by claiming that she was settling down in a "respectable marriage" with a "fine man of God".

Enter Geno.

In other words, she just scrambled to concoct a cheap story, and quickly found the only person willing to marry her... her crackhead drug dealer that she was already seeing.

Nora should have chose sturdier paper to write on, since her paper thin tale was exposed even further as soon as his arrest record was obtained. Clearly a "man of God" would not have robbed a fucking church (nor would a supposed "virgin saint" have married them). Busting her criminal activities wide open.

As for "love at first sight", sure, we don't doubt that she fell in love with whatever substances he supplies her.

Hypothetically: If not for Clyde, the marriage would have never happened, Nora would probably still be lying about being a virgin until she died, and Eugene would be taking the fall for her crimes without anyone knowing she was behind it all.


Official Team C*NT FAQ - *Delusional Edition*

Nora Greenwald Benshoof ( Molly Holly WWE )

Official Team C*NT FAQ - *Delusional Edition*

This Q&A is part of our ongoing series to answer frequently asked questions about the investigations into Teen Challenge CULT.

Subject in question is: Nora Greenwald Benshoof aka "Molly Holly". Leading coercer at MNTC. Former WWF / WWE Divas wrestling jobber.

The purpose of these sessions is to clear up disinformation put out by the brainwashed cultists, and contribute to their leaders arrest. Current answer count is 7. Updated often. Know the truth.

Q: Why do you call Nora "Noreen"?
A: For the same reason we call Geno, Eugene.
She uses many aliases to hide anyone from finding her criminal activity.
When you address a child by their full legal name, they feel accountable for their actions.

Q: Why does Nora wear wigs?
A: Why does Norman Bates wear wigs?

Q: Did Nora really try to sell her used underwear on eBay?
A: Sure did, and there's pictures to prove it.

Q: Is Nora into drugs now?? She looks anorexic. I remember she was fat.
A: She is in fact married to her drug dealer, and has went through bouts of anorexia in recent years.

She has been down to an estimated 85lbs or less. Images have shown a dramatic abnormal weight loss over a quick period of time, only to gain it back. A simple viewing of photos throughout her life obviously reveals a constant up/down struggle with her weight, that has only gotten worse. Messages written by Nora herself confirm having eating disorders from what she calls "problems". She often likes to wear costumes to "mask her true self inside".

A clear case of something known as GUILT.

Pills and crack have certainly played their role in replacing food, as a coping mechanism stemming from the guilt she has from hurting others. The anorexic bouts and eating disorders are the result of their use, which is only the result of her own poor choices that brought shame upon herself to begin with.

Q: How does Nora scam people?
A: Most notably, she has been involved with many forms of fraud at Teen Challenge, specifically bogus charity raffles preying on the pockets of the giving. According to one of the good-hearted victims who donated- "by soliciting donations from us for causes and charity events that we found out didn't really exist. She said she needed to keep the money because that's what christ wanted".

There is an abundance of claims, making it hard to detail them all here. Please see our website.

Nora is also referred to as a "scammer" by many in the wrestling community for taking advantage of the gullible and using money marks to bring her to conventions. Working them into paying her way to be booked on events she has no place being, knowing full well she will not return them any profit. It is the equivalent of robbing a blind person. (See articles regarding Dan Martone, Jason Blaustein etc.)

Lying about being a virgin and sabotaging careers has added to the title as well.

Q: How many guys has Nora actually slept with?
A: Who the fuck knows! But we have dug up more than you could count on both hands. That's for sure.

Q: How did Nora sabotage Malia Hosaka's career?
A: According to Malia herself- "By doing deceiving things behind my back with WCW management, using my connections to get ahead and then dumping me to the curb when she didn't need me anymore."

Official Team C*NT General FAQ

Exposing the fraud and scams of Nora "Molly Holly" Greenwald (WWE) - TEAM CUNT


Official Team C*NT General FAQ

This Q&A is part of our ongoing series to answer frequently asked questions about the investigations into Teen Challenge CULT.

The purpose of these sessions is to clear up disinformation put out by the brainwashed cultists, and contribute to their leaders arrest. Current answer count is 14. Updated often. Know the truth.

Q: What is the difference between Team CUNT and Team C*NT? I see it spelled both ways.
A: None really, but the star denotes that the individual is apart of the Board Of Directors.

Q: Why do Team C*NT YouTube pages have a link to godisimaginary.com?
A: The site was founded by Jimmy Hill (peace be upon Him) and is now owned by Jack Thaddeus. We link it on our YouTube pages to pay our respects to Jimmy/Jack and to show that we are proud members of Team C*NT, of course.

Q: So should I put godisimaginary.com on my YouTube page?
A: Please do!

Q: What is the relation between Jimmy Hill and Jack Thaddeus?
A: Jimmy is Jack's uncle. Jack's full name is Jack Thaddeus Hill but the Hill is often left off. Thaddeus is actually Jack's middle name.

Being that Jimmy was a pure man, He was not allowed to have children. He passed down His empire to Jack, considering Him to be His only son to carry on the legacy and cleanse the world of Nora Greenwald's evil.

Q: Was Jack Thaddeus molested as a child?
A: This has recently been cleared up by Jack's right hand man, Clarence Tomison, who personally asked Jack about this sickening claim. Let's put this absurd rumor to rest once and for all shall we...

As a child, Jack attended a church where one of His best friends was molested by a priest. Somehow this story turned into "Jack being molested by a priest". (god damn those tabloids.)

Because of this incident, Jack's family became born-again Atheists. Jack was never molested though. It was His childhood friend. His friend is doing well these days BTW.

Later, it was discovered that Nora Greenwald was involved with the church, which further infuriated Mr. Thaddeus to stand up for molestation victims.

Q: Why do you capitalize Him when referring to Jimmy or Jack?
A: Don't you have any respect for God's?

Q: How did Jack get the nickname "ACE"?
A: Jack is a big fan of Snoopy. His favorite episode is when Snoopy dressed up as "The Flying Ace".

Q: Is rawkatty single?
A: You'll have to get through Mr. Big Black Nutz first. ;-)

Q: What is Team Black?
A: Team Black is a sub group headed by Mr. Big Black Nutz. Team Black is still apart of Team C*NT but has no direct involvement from Jack Thaddeus.

Q: Who owns noragreenwaldisacunt on YouTube?
A: No one specifically. noragreenwaldisacunt is a community page that can be updated by any agent of Inner C*NT.

Q: What is Inner C*NT?
A: Those who are Inner C*NT, are directly involved in the investigation.

Q: What is Clyde Ca$h's role in Team C*NT?
A: Clyde is freelance, and Clyde is his own man, but if Jack has an important job that needs to be done, He usually calls in Clyde.

Q: What is Know The Truth NG?
A: The parent company of Team C*NT.

Q: Do you hold WWE responsible?
A: No, not at all. The WWE has no vested interest in what Nora says or does anymore. She is not a current employee of theirs and has not worked for them in many years. The Molly Holly character they once promoted was a fictional act. They are not accountable for her real life scams today, nor do we have any knowledge of them being tied to them. They were quite duped as well.

We also appreciate the storylines they created to make fun of her disgusting big fat ass.